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A new week, a new vulnerability. Meet Logjam

HalfEatenPie

The Irrational One
Retired Staff
I guess a nifty website has become a prerequisite for releasing security exploits.
Also a nifty name.

I mean who doesn't enjoy jamming to some logs?

Or enjoying a nice glass of VENoM? (A Stylishly Strong Vodka Drink Made from Russians for Australians)
 

HN-Matt

New Member
Verified Provider
No need to waste precious time in delusions of encryption, just use these Ready-Made Terms and become a millionaire at your own pace!

Code:
CONSENT
Government Agencies/Agents of any and all manifestations, whether 'covert' or overt and/or by extrajudicial means or otherwise, are NOT permitted to extract and/or download and/or copy and/or edit and/or manipulate and/or intercept and/or surveil ANY data and/or content originating on and/or from the 'Hard Disk Drives' and/or 'Solid State Drives' and/or 'Network Interface' of this 'Web Server' without the prior non-digitized written consent of {Name}. As of {Date}, there is a Fee of {Price} per {Recurrence} for those who continue to do so either openly and/or in secrecy. 

AGREEMENT/ACCEPTANCE
Engaging in any of the aforementioned activity, whether 'intentionally' or not, constitutes your unequivocal acknowledgement of, agreement with and acceptance of these Terms and Conditions—notwithstanding the event of you never having 'parsed' and/or 'read' them—which are both legally and illegally binding by way of 'Quantum Bit Simultaneity' (patent pending). 

PAYMENT
{Ways to send Payment}
 
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HN-Matt

New Member
Verified Provider
Quote said:
...you should upgrade both your server and client installations to the most recent version of OpenSSH, which prefers Elliptic-Curve Diffie-Hellman Key Exchange.
buncha Grown Ass Men 'elliptic curve' trolling now smdh
 
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