Would like to get my hands on one of these but why does it look like it doesn't have standard size usb ports... at least from the pictures...
Correct.
The Zero has USB mini ports, two of them. One is labeled on the board PWR for power - unsure if it is just for power or will function as full USB.
The connectors are a PITA and a cost center for buyers. Here's why.... The HDMI is a mini variety, so that requires a cable many of us do not have and end side they are PITA to match up. There are ~ 2 smaller HDMI types so possible to buy 2 different cables to cover basis. Other end, need to convert out to whatever you are using. I still have piles of VGA standard monitors so mini HDMI --> VGA. Price of those connectors? $20-50 retail, $10 online. Multiply by two if you want to be sure or lug your Pi to retail and defile open boxes to match it (places tend not be fond of this).
Great, now we need power. Again, weirdo connector, there are roughly 2 mini USB standards. Price of cable $10 each, maybe a bit more retail. Problem is you need more ports for USB. Need power + keyboard + mouse. So you need a USB hub and ideally powered since RPI's are notorious for underpower states and quirky fails. USB hub is $20-50 retail, maybe $10 online for import unbrand.
Still with all that, I left out fact that the board has no networking, nor does it have any wifi integrated. So you have to purchase a network adapter (USB) or wifi adapter (USB). Both are $10 online and twice that retail.
Lucky for me I have USB adapters for network sitting in a pile in parts storage. The USB cables however, I am out shopping for those. HDMI, I probably have one that will work, but it's in use on other gear, so out shopping for that and hoping I have the connector right.
No wonder why these boards might start cheap (i.e. $5, $25, $35) but by the time you get done it's another $30-40 on top of that easily. Making it meh, fatally flawed and expensive. Two weeks from now I might end up with my parts (being cheap and ordering online).
I want to like the Pi's... But.... they are missing the mark. Bundling cables and charging a bit more for that would be sane and increase suitability of the gear for normal people, schools, etc. Unless you live in the Silicon Valley or have on the of few good retailers down the street for components, buying these is just an expensive novelty. Nearly everything else I buy comes with embedded storage module include and certainly comes with power cords.