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Well this looks legit

drmike

100% Tier-1 Gogent
The net is filled with these artifacts of times past.

[SIZE=18pt]Award winning support...[/SIZE]

Why do kids pretend...


- Multiple bandwidth providers (AboveNet, ATT, Comcast, Global Crossing, Level(3), NTT)
- State of the art Data Center with backup power generators and HVAC units.
Global Crossing acquisition was HOW MANY YEARS AGO??????

I think modern art sucks, cold industrial, uninspired.  Now backup power, generators and HVAC indicates the state of the art world.

This "host" wins buzzword bullshit bingo.  Fluffy and dumb.
 
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drmike

100% Tier-1 Gogent
My favorite BS brand sales job was found yesterday when poking around my friends in Buffalo.

One of their customers selling KVM plans:

"30 GB Raid 1 Disk Space"

1GB of RAM plan.....  $29.95 a month.... 

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Raid 1, yeah.... sure... That's nice.

What do they think you use a KVM VPS for?

"VPS hosting (Virtual Private Server) is specifically designed for business oriented webmasters...."

WTF is a webmaster?  A person lost in 1997?  Sign up for my new hosting company DUNGEON NETWORKS.

and they proclaim:

"All of our VPS plans are hosted on our high performance networks out of Buffalo New York. Our redundant, Tier 1 powered network provides lightning fast download and site loading speeds across the globe."

Buffalo doesn't even have a Tier 1 provider in their mix at this point.

See that's the problem online, people can self endorse, self testimony, self fluff things they aren't and no big bad wolf comes and blows their house down.
 
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DomainBop

Dormant VPSB Pathogen
The plan doesn't make sense.
Use over 25% of system resources for a period of longer than 90 seconds and you get slapped.  It's the same marketing strategy used by unlimited shared hosting plans (and certain 16 yr olds in NH): unlimited = very limited.

See that's the problem online, people can self endorse, self testimony, self fluff things
I believe that "buy 6,536 Facebook likes" should also be somewhere in that sentence. :)
 

D. Strout

Resident IPv6 Proponent
Best part is the "Unlimited Uplink Port". I can understand HDD and even maybe RAM being "effectively unlimited", but an unlimited uplink port literally means that it can transfer all files instantaneously. Next they're going to be guaranteeing 10ms latency to any location!
 

raindog308

vpsBoard Premium Member
Moderator
Where are the Tech Support Awards being held this year?  Is Billy Crystal hosting again?
 

devonblzx

New Member
Verified Provider
Global Crossing acquisition was HOW MANY YEARS AGO??????
Even though Global Crossing was bought by Level 3, they have maintained separate networks up until now.  I think just recently they have been starting to bring them together and I don't think it is completed yet.
 

drmike

100% Tier-1 Gogent
Welp, I guess we know who 32mbclub's next host will be.
Didn't you see the screen capture ahh yesterday from Skype with mtwiscool and Jonny GVH on about migrating VPS containers in LAX.... It's a roll on the floor hoot.  Looks like they (mtwiscool and Jonny GVH) are buds now... So that's where the upstream shall flow to for 32mb.club.

Best part of that screencapture is no one wanted to do the migration.  So Jonny had his 10 year old sister do it.. I kid you not.  Bad when child exploitation happens by children.  Wonder if he has an even younger sibling the 10 year old can delegate to.

Perhaps they have a 5 year old with true technical skills and/or customer service knack.
 
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rmlhhd

Active Member
Verified Provider
haha, there are some idiots in the hosting industry. That guy is one of them. I know a guy called Gary, he's an absolute twat.
 

DomainBop

Dormant VPSB Pathogen
The net is filled with these artifacts of times past.

[SIZE=18pt]Award winning support...[/SIZE]

Why do kids pretend...


- Multiple bandwidth providers (AboveNet, ATT, Comcast, Global Crossing, Level(3), NTT)

    - State of the art Data Center with backup power generators and HVAC units.
Copy and paste...2,920 results...  https://www.google.com/search?q=%22AboveNet%2C+ATT%2C+Comcast%2C+Global+Crossing%2C+Level%283%29%2C+NTT%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Their current website is hosted at HiVelocity.
 

MannDude

Just a dude
vpsBoard Founder
Moderator
They offer a "Anytime" money back guarantee... haha. So, in theory, could use the service for one year then cancel and request your money back?

How much RAM does this come with? "Unmeasured". This is gold. I'm fairly sure he's trying to pass reseller accounts off as VPSes. You're probably paying $50/mo for a $20/mo reseller account from his upstream.
 

drmike

100% Tier-1 Gogent
I didn't see unmeated mentioned either.

So not going to fit with my new vegan habits. I'll have to pass on this one. 
You joined our zombie veg club?  Welcome to the cult if so... Vegan is rough unless in mega progressive city and ready to spend a ton on feeding.

Unmeated in this segment always makes me chuckle.
 

HalfEatenPie

The Irrational One
Retired Staff
You joined our zombie veg club?  Welcome to the cult if so... Vegan is rough unless in mega progressive city and ready to spend a ton on feeding.

Unmeated in this segment always makes me chuckle.
Haha I could never become a vegan.
 

shovenose

New Member
Verified Provider
Didn't you see the screen capture ahh yesterday from Skype with mtwiscool and Jonny GVH on about migrating VPS containers in LAX.... It's a roll on the floor hoot.  Looks like they (mtwiscool and Jonny GVH) are buds now... So that's where the upstream shall flow to for 32mb.club.

Best part of that screencapture is no one wanted to do the migration.  So Jonny had his 10 year old sister do it.. I kid you not.  Bad when child exploitation happens by children.  Wonder if he has an even younger sibling the 10 year old can delegate to.

Perhaps they have a 5 year old with true technical skills and/or customer service knack.
OMG, I need to see this!! Link?
 
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