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That's awesome.  Will we be seeing you on Lockup anytime soon?

Thanks man.  Whatcha doing, building VPNs for an inmate Internet program?  :P  So I'm only on my second week.  My desk looks like Dennis Nedry's (Newman) desk in Jurassic Park because of all the snacks I've been having during cravings.  I'm gonna put on 50 pounds before I'm done. :P

a.) It sucks b.) It sucks

I get the usual followers on Twitter.  OpenVZ, Docker, a few InfoSec consultants, 100 randoms, handfuls of clients here and there, the vendors I work with, Tay Zonday.... Who is Tay Zonday, you ask?  Silence!  ...I keeel you. Other than a few comedians from Portlandia I met through...

Roo-ter?  I'm not a fucking plumber...

@HalfEatenPie, have you ever .... let liquids ... run in rivulets .... down your casing?   It sounds phallic and unsanitary.

Started making rounds in Nginx access logs a few hours ago. So far it looks to be Nginx only but I've been busy. I've got a 'grep DELETE *.*' /usr/local/apache/domlogs' running on a cPanel box w/ 250-ish accounts. Nada.  Picked it up twice on nginx VMs so far tonight. When I searched for it...

So you want a KVM, a /29, a /64, and someone to mount your ISO for you? Nothing too unreasonable there...don't think many providers like going down the ISO road.  I could do a /29 with two /64s as II occasionally accommodate this scenario, as long as it has nothing to do with email... and I...

I would have eaten that cheese on the floor with two broken arms if I had to.  I love cheese. I'm all about the Camembert, the Myzithra, the Roquefort.  Parmesan cheese is like kief for pizza and pasta.  And now I'm craving Italian, damnit. Almost midnight.  This is not a Chef Boyardee...

Nope.  Sign-less.  That or I just didn't see it, but I'm sure they weren't very clearly posted at the entryway.  . It's a lot of pain for some Smoked Gouda and Brie.

Tonight I fell at Safeway while shopping for some cheese.  It wasn't graceful, nor elegant.  I fell like an old fucking man into a display case of cheese. It was a wet floor.  We're getting floods here.    

I eat drama and piss tears.  So there you have it. This song. I mean Jesus.  

This reminded me of My Cousin Vinny.  It was set in one of those slow-moving suburbs out there... I think the fictional location was "Beechum County" and was actually filmed in Georgia but... still fun to watch.

Last night I watched Earth Wind & Fire's 45 year reunion concert.  Much like a fine Camembert, they only got better with age.  I don't think any of them were off-pitch even once.

Evening all, I need to find an appropriate max_user_watches value for certain nodes I maintain.  A lot of the clients I manage ... bless them ... want some of that real-time malware protection.  Generally, it's cXs(watch), other times it's LMD (-m users).  The problem I'm facing is that a lot...

I had no idea that it was possible to turn these two songs into something so mellow.  See Joyce Sims "Come Into My Life" if the sample hooks you in like it did me.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

New ZPanel exploit..   Figure since it's already out there.... https://www.exploit-db.com/exploits/38505/