Retired Marine Captain Defended Martian Colonies
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It'd be cool and all but honestly the first humans going to that barren rock are dying there. Alone.
eddynetweb
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What a quincidence...
And yet, ZERO mention in the mainstream press.
Conspiracy to suppress the TRUTH!?
Obviously.
If Wolf Blitzer isn't reporting it, it's not happening.
I do want to see a sci-fi movie with this though. Preferably in 3D.
"Sir, they're aware of our advancement on the martian surface and have grown hostile! Permission to open fire sir?"
"Noo, oh god no! He was my best friend!"
"What is this? A god damned suicide mission? You will not abandon us here!"
"Tell Rebekah and the kids that Daddy loves them. Tell little Gunther that Daddy is sorry he won't make it home for his birthday.... over and out."
"Mr. President, my men are up there dying! We need provisions, we need more resources. These are the men who are protecting not only the United States, sir.... but the world!"
"What do you mean? Wait, you're... you're one of them? OH MY GERD. I should have seen it earlier, Mr. President... wait, noo... don't eat me.... noooooo!"
I just expect those would be some of the quotes from the movie...
Dylan
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The details are a bit different, but they've basically made that movie (and TV show) already -- it's called Stargate.
The (ha-larious) video in the linked article even uses clips from Stargate when talking about the, er, stargates (they literally call them that) the Earth Defense Force apparently uses.
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For months, the intelligence world has been abuzz with rumors that the Martians are working on a secret weapon termed the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator" and plan to blow up Earth because it obstructs their view of Venus.