ServerStatus Munzy Edition Links: ServerStatus: https://www.qwdsa.com/converse/threads/serverstatus-rebuild.43/ Github: https://github.com/Munroenet/ServerStatus Example: http://uptime.munroenet.com/ && https://www.munroenet.com/uptime/ As part of today, 5 Oct. 2014, I have included email alerts to ServerStatus. These email alerts will be sent to you after around ~60 seconds, assuming you are using the default $failafter variable. These are simple plain text emails so they should support all email clients, and can be used in email to text message alerts as well. See Email to Text Alerts here. Up alerts look like: Down alerts look like: Also, for those of you whom hate php, imchandave at LET made perl and bash alternatives. You will however still need a webserver to distribute the file to main node. bash && perl. Sorry for any grammar or spelling errors, still half asleep this morning. Mun p.s. This was fake downtime, so Ramnode had no downtime.