The cesspit / chat thread.

[HN-Matt]

I like drama, that's why I probably won't be here often, but I'll try.

Just keep your hands off the drmike wind-up toy and everything will be alright.

 

[Geek]

 

[HN-Matt]

 

[HN-Matt]

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[Geek]

Tonight I fell at Safeway while shopping for some cheese. 


It wasn't graceful, nor elegant.  I fell like an old fucking man into a display case of cheese.


It was a wet floor.  We're getting floods here.    

 

[MannDude]

Tonight I fell at Safeway while shopping for some cheese. 


It wasn't graceful, nor elegant.  I fell like an old fucking man into a display case of cheese.


It was a wet floor.  We're getting floods here.    

No wet floor sign?


I've got a pair of boots with a smooth bottom that makes me feel like I am walking on ice if I hit wet surfaces. It's crazy.

 

[Geek]

Nope.  Sign-less.  That or I just didn't see it, but I'm sure they weren't very clearly posted at the entryway.  .


It's a lot of pain for some Smoked Gouda and Brie.

 

[HN-Matt]

Tonight I fell at Safeway while shopping for some cheese. 


It wasn't graceful, nor elegant.  I fell like an old fucking man into a display case of cheese. 

that was actually an ssh portal to drmike's ocean fortress tbh

 

[drmike]

that was actually an ssh portal to drmike's ocean fortress tbh

Hey now, respect the aspiring elderly...


Cheese is good   Falling and breaking a hip is just a right of passage.

 

[AuroraZero]

that was actually an ssh portal to drmike's ocean fortress tbh

Besides we all know drmike uses plain old ftp anonymously, just because he is a free boarding rebel like that.

 

[drmike]

Besides we all know drmike uses plain old ftp anonymously, just because he is a free boarding rebel like that.

Bahaha... nothing is plaintext here... hasn't been in a long long time.  Well I guess DNS was, but that's where it actually went out other side of the VPN.. remedied that. 


No regular FTP. Closest I get is SSHFS mapped resources.  That's my preferred transfer means.  Map it and use tools one prefers.

 

[souen]

Tonight I fell at Safeway while shopping for some cheese. 


It wasn't graceful, nor elegant.  I fell like an old fucking man into a display case of cheese.


It was a wet floor.  We're getting floods here.    

So much for "safe" ... hope nothing twisted/sore! Let us know if dinner with the cheese was worth it.

 

[HN-Matt]

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The program's translation engine scours through the legislation of any given official and proceeds to analyze its relative campaign donor interests. It then articulates the unspoken agenda or message with uncanny precision.


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Will probably install this software soon, any reviews?

 

[HalfEatenPie]

Will probably install this software soon, any reviews?

lol./


That sounds so BS

 

[Geek]

So much for "safe" ... hope nothing twisted/sore! Let us know if dinner with the cheese was worth it.

I would have eaten that cheese on the floor with two broken arms if I had to.  I love cheese. I'm all about the Camembert, the Myzithra, the Roquefort.  Parmesan cheese is like kief for pizza and pasta.  And now I'm craving Italian, damnit. Almost midnight.  This is not a Chef Boyardee situation.  ALRIGHT LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE....

 

[HalfEatenPie]

I would have eaten that cheese on the floor with two broken arms if I had to.  I love cheese. I'm all about the Camembert, the Myzithra, the Roquefort.  Parmesan cheese is like kief for pizza and pasta.  And now I'm craving Italian, damnit. Almost midnight.  This is not a Chef Boyardee situation.  ALRIGHT LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE....

I'm all about dat brie and the delicious netherland cheese spread.  @joepie91, during my short time in the Netherlands, I miss your cheese spread.  Not the ones with the stinky cheese, but the ones with brie were delicious! 

 

[souen]

I would have eaten that cheese on the floor with two broken arms if I had to.  I love cheese. I'm all about the Camembert, the Myzithra, the Roquefort.  Parmesan cheese is like kief for pizza and pasta.  And now I'm craving Italian, damnit. Almost midnight.  This is not a Chef Boyardee situation.  ALRIGHT LET'S JUST STAY CALM HERE....

lol Brie's delicious, though admittedly I'm not much of a connoisseur and tend to go for the milder fresh cheeses. Can't really go wrong with feta on almost everything.

 

[HalfEatenPie]

lol Brie's delicious, though admittedly I'm not much of a connoisseur and tend to go for the milder fresh cheeses. Can't really go wrong with feta on almost everything.

Oh man Feta.


Put that in my salad with Caesar dressing and I'll be one happy camper.  

 

[HN-Matt]

lol./

Wow, it's working great so far!

 

[HalfEatenPie]

Wow, it's working great so far!

lol.