vpsBoard in da hood.

MannDude

Just a dude
vpsBoard Founder
Moderator
Aww yeah, dawg. Yo mane, I got dem VPSes you need. You gimme seven dolla', I hook it up fat. Ain't no punk ass bitch gonna undersell me.
 
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MannDude

Just a dude
vpsBoard Founder
Moderator
MannDude's the name, rapping is my game, vpsBoard ma'fucka puttin' others to shame.

We got many vps bizzles, that's fo shizzle, I spit rhymes so hot that water make 'em sizzle!

Whether you need a cheap VPS or a pricey one too, we got providers representin' that don't act a foo.

So put your hands together and lets hear a beat, cuz vpsBoard is running this street!

*drops mic*

That's all I got. =/

Can we go back to vpsBoard being not in the hood?
 

drmike

100% Tier-1 Gogent
Making fun of my people ehh? Vanilla Ice rapping up there.

Calling people dogs....  Next you'll be calling me slave. 
 

Coastercraze

Top Thrill
Verified Provider
MannDude's the name, rapping is my game, vpsBoard ma'fucka puttin' others to shame.

We got many vps bizzles, that's fo shizzle, I spit rhymes so hot that water make 'em sizzle!

Whether you need a cheap VPS or a pricey one too, we got providers representin' that don't act a foo.

So put your hands together and lets hear a beat, cuz vpsBoard is running this street!

*drops mic*

That's all I got. =/

Can we go back to vpsBoard being not in the hood?
Curtis representin'!

Aye, to the sea we go!
 

HalfEatenPie

The Irrational One
Retired Staff
MannDude's the name, rapping is my game, vpsBoard ma'fucka puttin' others to shame.

We got many vps bizzles, that's fo shizzle, I spit rhymes so hot that water make 'em sizzle!

Whether you need a cheap VPS or a pricey one too, we got providers representin' that don't act a foo.

So put your hands together and lets hear a beat, cuz vpsBoard is running this street!

*drops mic*

That's all I got. =/

Can we go back to vpsBoard being not in the hood?
This one time.  Curtis tried to rap battle me.  I lost.  He is the king.  He is... SOOOPA HOTTTT FLAVAAAA.

Also this is hilarious: 1sYjNJL.png (in reference to this post)

Erm... Also this is hiliarious.  Especially AnthonySmith's post.  
 
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TheLinuxBug

New Member
My Favorite is the last part of Mikho's post right after:

Myself, I use tha "read freshly smoked up content" link, so I don't straight-up peep all sub-forums unless I start a thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! 

www.lowendguide.com  :D tha guides ta administa yo' vps.

Like on Facebizzle and follow on Twizzle

Be open ta tha unexpected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Make room fo' tha improbable.
I think I about lost it after reading those two posts one after  the other.

Cheers!
 
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Jade

NodeServ
Verified Provider
I think this is the funniest lmao. From Maandude's got scammed post

Damn kid took mah $7. Now, dis wasn't a lowend VPS either...

Yesterdizzle afternoon I was still awake, dat shiznit was round noon n' I git a knock on mah door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I don't answer, I aint expectin mah playas or anything. Doorbell rings n' knocks again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I look up tha blinds, no hoopty up in tha driveway. Weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So I stick mah head up ta glare all up in tha top glass up in tha door n' I peep some kid struttin away.

I open tha door, tha pimpin' muthafucka turns round n' I say, "Yo, wassup?". I just assumed dat schmoooove muthafucka had tha wack crib yo. Dude holla'd da thug was goin round lookin fo' places dat needed yard work. Lookin at mah yard, it needed mowed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude holla'd he'd do it skanky, like $5. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I gots a tiny tiny yard up in dis biatch, at most it'd take 5 minutes or so ta do tha front, maybe ten minutes ta do tha sides n' back. Tiny yard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I say, "Hold on". I came inside n' checked mah wallet n' I had $7 ones up in mah wallet n' some twenties, so I give his ass tha $7 n' say tell his ass ta do mine and tha neighbors. It aint nuthin but all one yard, looks wack ta go down tha middle wit half tha grass tall n' half of it cut. They mow our yard when they do theres cuz it takes like two minutes.

Anyway, kid holla'd his name was Chris. I holla'd 'nice ta hook up you Chris, I be Curtis' shook his hand n' da perved-out muthafucka holla'd dat schmoooove muthafucka had ta strutt down ta his fuckin lil' doggy den ta git his crazy-ass mower n' shit. Kid was like 16 or 17. Looked like dat chubby kid from Wack Gangsta but grown up a funky-ass bit. Figured he just wanted ta git some extra scrilla bustin actual work.

Long rap short, tha lil fucker never came back. I only paid his ass beforehand so I could chill like a pimp fo' a while n' not worry bout havin his ass knockin on tha door or ringin tha doorbell wakin me up. Thinkin he may have gots caught up wit other yard work I waited until dark todizzle ta write it off as me gettin had.

Now I feel like a oldschool man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. DAMN KIDS!

Yo ass live n' learn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. $7 game lesson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Lookin all up in tha fat lil muthafucka I should have expected his ass ta not straight-up do any physical yard work. Probably dropped mah $7 on Mt. Dew Code red n' a ounce ta tha bounce of smokes.
 

Coastercraze

Top Thrill
Verified Provider
This one time.  Curtis tried to rap battle me.  I lost.  He is the king.  He is... SOOOPA HOTTTT FLAVAAAA.

Also this is hilarious: 1sYjNJL.png (in reference to this post)

Erm... Also this is hiliarious.  Especially AnthonySmith's post.  

Threatenin ta post dis on hood forums up in a effort ta extort our asses tha fuck into allowin yo' order ta proceed further confirms dat our phat asses do not wish ta do bidnizz up in yo' faaaaaace biaatch!

Yo crazy-ass order has been canceled n' yo' account has been closed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Best of luck up in findin a hostin provider."
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fvpsboard.com%2Ftopic%2F1838-quickpacket-poor-customer-service%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
 
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MannDude's the name, rapping is my game, vpsBoard ma'fucka puttin' others to shame.

We got many vps bizzles, that's fo shizzle, I spit rhymes so hot that water make 'em sizzle!

Whether you need a cheap VPS or a pricey one too, we got providers representin' that don't act a foo.

So put your hands together and lets hear a beat, cuz vpsBoard is running this street!

*drops mic*

That's all I got. =/

Can we go back to vpsBoard being not in the hood?
I LOVED THIS lol
 
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