I guess you didn't read the article.
The insecurity is sprinkled throughout most versions, old and new.
I guess
you didn't read the article, click through to
the original blog post that isn't covered in El Reg's "journalistic" jizz, or google how PHP version numbering works in your haste to have a "php suxxorz lol" jerk-off.
With PHP versioning, like many projects, releases are numbered in the form major.minor.release. The aim, if not always the way things are done in practice, is that significant changes don't occur within the same major.minor series. Like many projects (e.g. the Linux kernel) there may be releases in multiple series under security support at the same time. Right now, PHP officially still maintains support for the 5.4, 5.5 and 5.6 series. If a new security bug is found in all three they'll push out a new release for each of those series.
Then you get into distro packages - distros distribute PHP and offer security support for that distro release's lifetime, so Red Hat is still backporting fixes to PHP 5.1 for RHEL5 (and those flow downstream to CentOS 5).
Releases were categorised "secure" for this analysis if they were the latest release in a series supported by PHP.net, or still supported by Debian, Ubuntu (including LTS) or Red Hat/CentOS. That's why it's "sprinkled throughout most versions", those versions are in
different series and under security support by
different people for
different purposes and reasons.
This table comes from the original blog post:
Distribution Distro Version PHP Version
Debian 7 (Wheezy) 5.4.4
Debian 6 (Squeeze) 5.3.3
Ubuntu 14.10 (Utopic) 5.5.12
Ubuntu 14.04 (Trusty) 5.5.9
Ubuntu 12.04 (Precise) 5.3.10
Ubuntu 10.04 (Lucid) 5.3.2
CentOS 7.0 5.4.16
CentOS 6.6 5.3.3
CentOS 5.11 5.1.6
Note that that doesn't include the versions supported by the PHP team.
The end of The Register's article:
"Check your installed versions," Ferrara urged. "Push for people to update. Don't accept 'if it works, don't fix it.' ... You have the power to change this, so change it. Security is everyone's problem. What matters is how you deal with it."
Literally the entire point is that Anthony Ferrera/ircmaxell, who is a PHP guy, said "update your shit".