Dormant VPSB Pathogen
I fell in love with that HTML generators.
You have content and you have a theme and they generate plain html files out of it (with automatic generated links, tags, etc).
That's exactly what Microsoft Front Page did in 1998..They all support
ssh/sftpFTP for upload so you do not have any code on your vps.
[insert 1998 comment again here]no database at all.
tl;dr I really haven't been able to get excited about the new generation of simple HTML generators for some reason...