I got one of these just now for my own amusement.
I am not a huge believer in the 'dd test' as a gold standard, but it seems really off for a box with RAID-10 SSDs.
[root@mordor ~]# dd if=/dev/zero of=test bs=64k count=16k conv=fdatasync
16384+0 records in
16384+0 records out
1073741824 bytes...