Happy Father's Day
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switsys
Active Member
Thank you!
wlanboy
Content Contributer
Thanks too!
Aldryic C'boas
The Pony
Daughter made me breakfast this morning, and told me "thanks for being a breeder". >_>
drmike
100% Tier-1 Gogent
Stop your pretending.... I thought we chemically neutered you all.... How they hell did you....
Good day to get out to the store and buy some boxers... Free range Sunday.....
Sperm count: How to boost it
1. Wear loose underwear – to make healthy sperm the testicles need to be below body temperature.
2. Eat food low in saturated fat. (Retarded, your brain in like 90% cholestorl... eat fat or go senile)
3. Avoid smoking, drinking, using drugs and becoming obese. (if it wasn't for 2 out of 3 of these, how many of you would be a father?)
4. Reduce exposure to industrial chemicals such as those used in making plastics – they can mimic the female hormone oestrogen countering male hormones. (yum plastic)
5. Protect women in pregnancy – there is growing evidence that falling sperm counts may stem from effects in the womb.
6. Avoid anti-depressants – in rare cases they can cut sperm counts. (when depressed head to the bar, act like a hooligan, albeit a sophisticated one and raise your counts )
source: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/scientists-warn-of-sperm-count-crisis-8382449.html
Good day to get out to the store and buy some boxers... Free range Sunday.....
Sperm count: How to boost it
1. Wear loose underwear – to make healthy sperm the testicles need to be below body temperature.
2. Eat food low in saturated fat. (Retarded, your brain in like 90% cholestorl... eat fat or go senile)
3. Avoid smoking, drinking, using drugs and becoming obese. (if it wasn't for 2 out of 3 of these, how many of you would be a father?)
4. Reduce exposure to industrial chemicals such as those used in making plastics – they can mimic the female hormone oestrogen countering male hormones. (yum plastic)
5. Protect women in pregnancy – there is growing evidence that falling sperm counts may stem from effects in the womb.
6. Avoid anti-depressants – in rare cases they can cut sperm counts. (when depressed head to the bar, act like a hooligan, albeit a sophisticated one and raise your counts
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switsys
Active Member
Well, my youngest turns 16 today so I guess I was out in good time...
See above, i.e. not interested...
So did your Cat get you anything for fathers day?
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Didn't realize your kid(s) were that old or that you were that old. Enjoy the booze!
Just fleas that I am dealing with. I think they're all mostly dead now. My house is 100% hardwood flooring, but I do have a large area rug in the living room. The fleas seem to only be on it. I think I go them early enough, thankfully. Little bastards.
She also tore up my blinds in the window more.... So now I'm going to replace my blinds with some with wooden or hard plastic shutters so they don't bend/break from where her fat ass just crawls through the blinds and sits in the window...
So, no. She's a cat. She just did stupid cat stuff like usual.
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Me either. It was weird finding out.