Question 1.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you say your John but only on a Tuesday?
Question 2.
Do you find that your own personal internet has become ironically small these days compared to 10 - 15 years ago when you actually searched and stumbled across man made none dynamic websites, i.e. do you go to the same 4 -5 sites now over and over again, get bored beyond your wildest dreams close facebook, open a new tab then open facebook again and think... shit..... is this really all life has to offer now?
Question 3.
Do you want a part time job and what is the absolute bottom dollar I can pay you?
A1: On a Tuesday? "Your John".
A2: Story of my mundane existence, man. I think we'd all be much better off without the internet.
A3: Haha, I'm good. Would probably be a conflict of interest with my current fulltime job anyhow.
What forum software would you have used then?
Also, do you have any funny story that makes @Chris MIller look like a fool?
No idea about the forum software. NOT Vanilla. It's nice and basic and clean, but I wasn't going for that. I didn't need it to initially run in a small box. I wanted something more modern. IPB is okay, the backend (I think) is horrible. I can't find shit in the admin area. I'll disable something one day to see how it effects things and then the next day spend an hour looking for it again so I can re-enable it. (Case in point, you no longer see who is viewing a thread. I swear I spent an hour looking how to re-enable that last night and can't find the g'damn setting anywhere in the backend).
Plus we've had some hiccups with the software. Even if one was initiated by me (wrong archiving rules resulted in archiving almost everything), the restoration process was so painful it almost made me want to switch software then.
I like the look of XenForo (or whatever). Discourse looks interesting but not sure it's my cup of tea either.
Ah, Chris Miller. Probably could say a lot, but he's mourning the loss of his uncle right now so trying not to be too much of an ass. I think he'll laugh at this anyway. His farts smell like someone took an old dish cloth, sopped up a bunch of old nasty curdled milk, and then took that milky old dish cloth and dipped it in kerosene.
Can you land me a job too?
Where? I hear A Small Orange is hiring. Good pay, it's an EIG company so you know they're not going to go belly up. Good health insurance. You can volunteer your free time to help in your local community and they'll pay you your hourly rate up to 8 hours a month extra for doing so. (So you can go spend time in a soup kitchen, walking dogs, or reading to the elderly or something and still make some coin doing it) Seems like a great company to work for.
People bitch about keeping prices dirt cheap in this industry, want RAM for like $3/GB, but when you charge
reasonable prices for stuff the company can afford to be more than a one or two man crew and pay their workers well. Little rant, but my advice is to not get a job in the low-end industry and try to get a job working for a company that is established outside of it.
What was the best adventure you've ever been on?
Just being a kid. Running through the woods and crawling under stuff and climbing trees and building forts.