Aww fuck it, whom am I kidding:
8% [======> ] 19,121,770 60.7K/s eta 18m 39s
@buffalooed get a VPS from catalysthost. They might be in dallas, but they have a great homing of providers.
Would be my suggestion. You may also want to bug @halfeatenpie or @jarland for a custom deal.
Also my last post was 404, so it wasn't found.