Hey folks; I have a project going I'm looking to provide transparency for, and it seems that phpsysinfo is still pretty derpy. All I'm needing is a smallish script that reports similar info to PSI (example: http://rika.syndtech.net). I don't need monitoring/reporting of any sort, just a live status page that doesn't stumble on dismount every time you try to view it. PSI is actually exactly what I'm after - just really poor on performance. Perl or PHP would be ideal, preferably something that won't require additional packages (just a drop-into-httpd solution). Any suggestions?