So I just opened my blind to see these big things staring at me...

drmike

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Cows live across the street @Jack?   Looks like they've been there a while.

You ought to open the blinds more often and venture outside some :)
 

Jack

Active Member
Cows live across the street @Jack?   Looks like they've been there a while.

You ought to open the blinds more often and venture outside some :)
Well I was more on about the fact I opened the blind for them to be staring at me and are now moo'ing... I know they have been there for a while... 
 

drmike

100% Tier-1 Gogent
Ignore those critters.  They are just our new NSA spybots.  Those bovines can't fly, but they are known as motherships for the spy flies :)

I think they are stealing your wifi too :)
 

MannDude

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Piggy backing on my Wi-Fi ay...

How many steaks per Cow do you reckon?
A good amount. You're going to need a bigger freezer though. :)

Mom has cattle on her property. Every now and then they and someone else will split a cow, so they usually get 1/2 or 1/4th depending on how much they need. Even if they get 1/4th, they get a quite a few of dinner plate inch thick sized T-bones. They never hook me up with those, though. They do send a lot the ground beef, and it's great.
 

drmike

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Those are some big cows.

Review the chart below to get an idea of what few high end cuts are in a cow.  This explains why these cuts are more expensive. 

6-8 T-bones    10-12 Fillet Mignon OR     8- 10 Porterhouse

20 Delmonico’s OR  4 Small Prime Ribs

15 Sirloin Steaks  

 3 Briskets  

3-4 packs Skirt Steak  

 2 Flank steak  

 8-10lbs Short Ribs  

[source: 

http://highpointfarmsfarmhappenings.wordpress.com/2012/06/15/how-many-steaks-in-a-cow-chops-in-pig-4/ ]
 

D. Strout

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Where I used to live there were cows everywhere. Farm country as far as the eye could see. Also the Internet was terrible. Things are finally making sense...
 

MannDude

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When I was a teen (like 13) I used to hang out with a friend who lived 'down the road' (like half a mile). I lived out in the country, and had to walk by cow pastures at night to get back home. Cows used to scare the shit out of me. It'd be night time, and they just stand there. Staring at you. I'd run past them to get home.

/confession
 
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