So I just opened my blind to see these big things staring at me...

[drmike]

You want to shoo cows out there, just put a grill out front and start charcoal cooking their relatives. 

 

[MannDude]

You want to shoo cows out there, just put a grill out front and start charcoal cooking their relatives. 

Actually, Buffalo burgers are much better.

 

[drmike]

Actually, Buffalo burgers are much better.

 

just put a grill out front and start charcoal cooking their relatives. 

Works on humans too

Reminds me of Chick-Fil-A ads with cows bearing signboards promoting eat the chickens instead. 

 

[D. Strout]

When I was a teen (like 13) I used to hang out with a friend who lived 'down the road' (like half a mile). I lived out in the country, and had to walk by cow pastures at night to get back home. Cows used to scare the shit out of me. It'd be night time, and they just stand there. Staring at you. I'd run past them to get home.

/confession

At least it's better than being afraid of spiders. A cow could actually kill you, unlike a spider.

Actually, Buffalo burgers are much better.

You been to Fuddruckers?

 

[MannDude]

At least it's better than being afraid of spiders. A cow could actually kill you, unlike a spider.

You been to Fuddruckers?

1.) Spiders don't generally bother me unless they're ON me. I see spiders in my house all the time, I don't mess with them. I don't know if the house has a lot of spiders or I just see the same one I continually let live. But spiders CAN be dangerous.

2.) Yes, once. Better example of good burgers would be In-N-Out. OH MY GOD. I was in Vegas earlier this year and mainly was looking forward to eating at In-N-Burger while there. Didn't get to that time, but my god, the best fast-food burgers ever indeed.

 

[Shados]

1.) Spiders don't generally bother me unless they're ON me. I see spiders in my house all the time, I don't mess with them. I don't know if the house has a lot of spiders or I just see the same one I continually let live. But spiders CAN be dangerous.

2.) Yes, once. Better example of good burgers would be In-N-Out. OH MY GOD. I was in Vegas earlier this year and mainly was looking forward to eating at In-N-Burger while there. Didn't get to that time, but my god, the best fast-food burgers ever indeed.

Eh, I just kill anything that gets within a half-meter radius of me. Anything.

 

[mikho]

Here at the hotel we got lots of geckos.


Anoying, fast little f*ckers. Not harmful unless you are a mosquito but I still wouldn't want one running up my leg while sleeping.