The cesspit / chat thread.

[MannDude]

Also:



Looks like I may need to upgrade my net...

 

[HalfEatenPie]

If it comes with HBO (which should come with a subscription to HBO Go)...

I would never leave your house.

Also... Can I be a roommate? I promise to make rice every once in a while and not to stink up the house with my cabbage.

 

[comXyz]

 

[Aldryic C'boas]

Hi, i own [REDACTED] a verfiied business account

Ok whatevwer go fuck yourself you prick.

From the same ticket.  Gotta love those 12 year old "business owners".

 

[HalfEatenPie]

From the same ticket.  Gotta love those 12 year old "business owners".

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

What are you talking about? I'm the CEO of SummerHost.com. We have 10 other 12 year olds on our team, with a cumulative total of more than 15 years worth of experience! We're totally Integrated Enterprise Cloud Networking Infrastructure working on Big Data Solutions and HPC PaaS inside a nested IaaS. Our Chief Operating Officer and Chief Technical Officer are both highly trained in the art of button pushing on web interfaces and our outsourced tech named Sam (but really named Xi) is totally technical in every way, even though we went with the cheapest international outsourced support company.

Again, we're super enterprise.

 

[MannDude]

From the same ticket.  Gotta love those 12 year old "business owners".

He's the most successful businessman in his school. While others are eating typical school lunches he has cookies and all the chocolate milk one could want.

 

[DomainBop]

 our outsourced tech named Sam (but really named Xi) is totally technical in every way, even though we went with the cheapest international outsourced support company.

If his first name is Xi then you definitely didn't go with the cheapest outsourcing company...which brings up the question, why aren't any of the summerhosts outsourcing to Madagascar?

 

[k0nsl]

...turned 30 today...woohoo?  :unsure:

It's all good    

 

[Geek]

 

[comXyz]

After 2 days downtime, now VpsBoard is back online

 

[MannDude]

Mildly interesting. Hit 666.6 miles on this crappy old Focus I drive since I've bought it. That is less than <100 miles driven each month. I don't really drive much at all, haha.

 

[DomainBop]

Pr0n pics: http://bitcoinexaminer.org/20-insane-bitcoin-mining-rigs/

 

[k0nsl]

<3 Sam Hyde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4

 

[DomainBop]

+1 for StatusCake's accuracy

 

[HalfEatenPie]

No downtime!  Yes!  

No uptime too!

That's like....  0% accuracy right there! 

 

[HalfEatenPie]

Ohh!

We also have reached Quantum State 

 

[MannDude]

Yeah, I'm not overly thrilled with StatusCake either. =/

 

[OpticServers]

I hate Chinese script kiddies.

LEAVE MY SERVER ALONE, LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT ALONE!

And how fucking dare may anyone out there touch my server?

What the hell did it ever do to you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kHmvkRoEowc

Wow... that is erm quite a video o.o 

 

[MannDude]

Getting in the Holiday spirit here at vpsBoard. New avatar and new logo!

 

[Geek]