My 2nd cousin Jimmy just turned 15. His parents have always been heavy on the parental controls, up to around age 14 at least (I know). Anyhow, I get the feeling he's finally started trying to troll for the forbidden fruit. Last week I had to show him how to kill Safe Eyes so he could
do research. I wish he'd just ask me so I could at just give him a few of the safer ones and be done with it.... I figure he's only gotten to the Tumblr stage. I remember being nervous the first time I looked. Living with my parents/high school...and we had modems and Celerons... it's not like we could just kill that shit in 1/10th of a second like today.
Anyway,
the point is, tonight he posted this trash on my timeline and proclaimed with absolute certainty that "
Poser Bitch Neon Hitch is hotter than Xtina" (verbatim).
I haven't heard from him since.