Alrighty, well I guess this is worth it.
Just to make it easier, I'll just state where they are, who they're with, and what purpose each server is doing in a list.
DigitalOcean 512MB RAM KVM (San Francisco, California, USA) - Remote Desktop and OpenVPN Server
BuyVM Storage 250GB (Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) - Storage
IPXCore 256MB RAM OpenVZ (San Diego, California, USA) - OpenVPN Server
Tortoises Lab 512MB RAM Xen (Los Angeles, California, USA) - Remote Desktop and OpenVPN Client and Data Processing Server(OpenFOAM, Computational Fluid Dynamics Data Processing and Generation Server)
Catalyst (Hey that's the company I work for!) 2048MB RAM KVM (Dallas, Texas, USA) - OpenVPN Server + Codiad (For Matlab) + Git + Other Misc Uses
SecureDragon 256MB RAM OpenVZ (Tampa, Florida, USA) - Centralized Monitoring System (Observium)
Prometeus 256MB RAM KVM (Milan, Italy) - IRC ZNC
Prometeus 50MB RAM OpenVZ (Milan, Italy) - IRC ZNC
Prometeus 512MB RAM SSD OpenVZ (Milan, Italy) - MySQL Server
Many of the prometeus plans were from their large discounted events (e.g. the 512MB SSD OpenVZ was during the World Cups where Uncle released a 70% off code) and were paid yearly or free (the 50 MB OpenVZ Plan was free).
This doesn't include dedicated servers I have colocated and rented out right now (granted I did just sell one of my powerhouses that I used for CFD work).
This also doesn't include a few (less than 5) VPSes I have currently sitting idle.
I've come a long ways since mindlessly purchasing every single VPS Offer I saw (e.g. I think at one point I had over 30 VPSes).