Sometimes kids just don't understand the word no.
Haha. I loved this part. Because somehow requesting a free account leads into discussing business operations.17:57:39 <Strawman> If you can, give me a range of your profit margin and your net income.
I've gotten this one a few times. Most of the ones that ask just end up confused when I ask them if they have bad knees, though."Are you hiring right now?"