Who can offer me the cheapeat vps on the planet?

[Ishaq]

There is no "lifetime payments", this is not a hacking forum where you can buy hacking services for life.

 

[MannDude]

"Lifetime payments"?

Sure, give me $1,500 right now. That's only $25/YR for 60 years. Assuming you're less than 20 now, that's a steal! You'll probably live well into your 80's or higher!

 

[jarland]

"Lifetime payments"?

Sure, give me $1,500 right now. That's only $25/YR for 60 years. Assuming you're less than 20 now, that's a steal! You'll probably live well into your 80's or higher!

Beat me to it. I was thinking something in the neighborhood of $3000. Totally sustainable.

 

[Flapadar]

I laughed so much reading this thread I nearly fell off my chair. 

 

[Francisco]

There is no "lifetime payments", this is not a hacking forum where you can buy hacking services for life.

You never saw the 'lifetime hosting' craze that hit WHT years ago? It was super popular with the 'alpha master reseller' deals. You still find them on ebay all the time from hosts that will be dead in a month.

Francisco

 

[SkylarM]

find them on ebay

:huh:

 

[Sonwebhost]

This is not hard to answer just go to my website and buy the lowest priced vps I offer, you’re going to get the most resources I offer for that price, you can  use reoccurring PayPal payments for as many years as you want it will bill you automatically and I will keep your server running as long as those payments keep coming. Hope this helps you. Mr. Mark Grannum CEO

 

[Ivan]

This is not hard to answer just go to my website and but the lowest priced vps I offer, you’re going to get the most resources I offer for that price you can, use reoccurring PayPal payments for as many years as you want it will bill you automatically and I will keep your server running as long as those payments keep coming. Hope this helps you. Mr. Mark Grannum CEO

lol

 

[Magiobiwan]

I lol'ed as well.

 

[ChrisM]

You never saw the 'lifetime hosting' craze that hit WHT years ago? It was super popular with the 'alpha master reseller' deals. You still find them on ebay all the time from hosts that will be dead in a month.


Francisco

That gave me an idea that I was going to do a while ago but never got around to it. 

I just bought a couple lifetime hosting packages on eBay one of them is: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330941145705 who's being sold by http://h2internet.co.uk/ going to test to see how long they last.

 

[Artie]

I don't know what was more amusing, the OP or sonwebhost.

 

[SPINIKR-RO]

This is not hard to answer just go to my website and buy the lowest priced vps I offer, you’re going to get the most resources I offer for that price, you can  use reoccurring PayPal payments for as many years as you want it will bill you automatically and I will keep your server running as long as those payments keep coming. Hope this helps you. Mr. Mark Grannum CEO

This is the quality you get when you ask these types of ridiculous questions OP.

I would also suggest perhaps not posting this type of question from a company account with your brand name and logo. It would b better to research your industry first.

 

[vanarp]

OMG! I never knew there exist so many Lifetime Web Hosting services on eBay!  :lol:

 

[vanarp]

What they mean by lifetime offers? Could be the server's lifetime or the Host's lifetime or the lifetime of their advertisement

 

[concerto49]

You never saw the 'lifetime hosting' craze that hit WHT years ago? It was super popular with the 'alpha master reseller' deals. You still find them on ebay all the time from hosts that will be dead in a month.


Francisco

THere are still lots floating on hostloc - the Chinese lifetime offers are everywhere.

 

[SeriesN]

C.E.O?


Bhhhhhhhahahahhahahahhshaggggaaggagsghhahhahhaga.

 

[Tactical]

I got an idea give me a 100 dollars every month in return ill give you nothing, but a thought your money is being well spent! lol

 

[Tactical]

@sonwebhost lol your back i thought the teacher told you to put the dunce cap on and sit in the corner. See what happens when you open your mouth. Shit falls out. I should give you a toilet brush and some blue bowl cleaner to scrub your mouth!

 

[KuJoe]

I'll offer you an OpenVZ VPS with 10MB of RAM and 100GB of disk space but no network connectivity for a lifetime payment of $5. Did I win? It meets all of your requirements and it's the cheapest offer so far so now you should purchase it.

 

[HalfEatenPie]

I'll offer you a 10MB VPS with 100GB of disk space but no network connectivity for a lifetime payment of $5. Did I win?

CALLED IT.  YOU ALL SAW ME CALL IT. It's like I have ESPN or something.