Hate to sound like a fanboy but have to say, for the price I pay Crissic, the VPS is one of the best I have. Can Skylar be short in support tickets, hell yes. Do I care, not a jot. As long as I get the info I want in the reply, along with a working VPS I am a happy man.
Rather have the facts in an easy to read way compared to all the faff around it all. Maybe that sort of reply is not for everyone, the OP included, but thats life - you can't make everyone happy all of the time.
I have had my VPS for ages, can't really remember how many months, perhaps hitting a year now and not had one serious probelm where I was sat here waiting for replies for hours. Has there been downtime, yup, has it been a lot, definately not, would I recommend Crissic, yes but only for non-sensitive types
If Skylar would venture into EU locations, something I know he won't unfortunately, I would snap his arm off for a couple of boxes.
Anyway - thats my side of Crissic life and to say I am happy sums it up nicely. I can wake up in the morning knowing my VPS will be up.
Your milage may vary I guess but as everyone else has said, if you don't give him the info he requires to identify you, how can he start to help to see whats up.
Have fun.