Actually, I now have access to the router so I have the Raspberry Pi can connect to it directly now. Need to reflash the OS, as some updates recently rendered the device unbootable. Boo.
I've got some ideas, but not had time to do anything yet.
Got motivated earlier, re-flashed my SD card and installed a local webserver. Looking for a pre-configured solution so I didn't have to strip down the stock Raspian install, I found this:
http://coburndomain.net/forums/topic/249-raspberry-server-20/ Basically a minimal Debian distro with Nginx, php5-fpm and MySQL.
Since it's documented pretty poorly, I'll just list some basics below:
Download and extract the .img file:
https://mega.co.nz/#!gU5W2S4D!FbwYuUTf_zJxrW-gFDTbMzaDY9Y4vWYIayymyneKfrg
and flash your SD card:
dd bs=4M if=~/RaspberryServer2_Foundation_21062013.img of=/dev/sdc
(Thats assuming your SDCard is /dev/sdc and that you're using the same build I am.
After that, setup was a breeze. Slide that SD card into your Raspberry Pi, wire your Raspberry Pi to your router and plug it in. After that all you have to do is figure out what IP your Raspberry Pi has locally, so run:
nmap -p22 -sV --open 192.168.1.0/24
Which resulted in (for me, may be different for you):
Starting Nmap 6.00 ( http://nmap.org ) at 2013-08-06 04:17 EDT
Nmap scan report for 192.168.1.108
Host is up (0.00085s latency).
PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
22/tcp open ssh OpenSSH 6.0p1 Debian 4 (protocol 2.0)
Service Info: OS: Linux; CPE: cpe:/o:linux:kernel
Service detection performed. Please report any incorrect results at http://nmap.org/submit/ .
Nmap done: 256 IP addresses (5 hosts up) scanned in 4.57 seconds
So now I could SSH into my Raspberry Pi with using 'root' and the default password of 'raspberry'.
I was able to confirm it was working by going to: 192.168.1.108 in my browser on my desktop PC and getting the default webserver page.
Stock install takes up about 50MB of RAM, so it's already pre-configured/tuned for the most part.
Anyhow, I messed around for a bit, set things up as I normally would for a LEMP stack. Running a ServerBear benchmark on it right now, haha. I'll post those results when they become available.